gosh. WOW. im actually keeping this xanga alive? haha now this is how bored i am.. anyway the only thing i can think of saying on here would be....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SQUARE BEAR Edinel "EJ" Sanchez

well, im at home bored. not where i want to be buht ehh, what can you do when you`re grounded? hah.. although it IS a weird type of grounding my parents have given me.. becuhz after school i come home EVERYDAY like at around 5-6 o`clock.. on the weekends i sometimes go out.. soo what the eff? ahh well, cant complain.. hah

for all those who dont know what today is.. its kim`s boyfriend`s birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMAR!!

my day:
__chilled at home for a bit
__mom woke me up at around 1230ish cuhz we had to go to the bank
__KIMbitch called me up and asked if i wanted to chill for omar`s birthday. i said sure.
__went to some pet stores to see if there was any puppies on sale. there was some CUTE ones buht none they liked.
__ate at this one bbq place. food was oKAY.
__went shopping for shoes.
__went to omar`s padd to chill. gave the birthday boy massages. haha ohh yeah KIM too.
__a few of omar`s homies came over. chilled.
__around 8 something KIMbitch and the birthday boy dropped me off home.

taaa daaaa. the end. =)

wow. well, its been a while. uhh lots of things have been happening lately.. first off i`d like to say that it absolutely SUCKS not going out with the homies.. nothing to do at home other than sit and get fat.. niiice.. i think i`ll go spend some time at the gym.. it`ll help me burn some negative energy AND some fat. hell yes. my goal is to look like one of those skinny ass breeeezies by the time prom comes along.. hah okay, maybe not THAT skinny.. buht you get the picture..

so many things have been happening this month and its only the beginning. Movie Nights with the Homies. Sharyl`s Debut. Hotel Party. (kinda wack buht i loved being with the fellahs) got my fucken permit you bitches now im learning how to drive. so when it hits my birthday im gonna wake my ass up hella early.. go down to DMV and take my behind the wheel test.. ohh yes.

stolen from beautiful jane.

1. DON'T tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar RETARDS.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. (SO TRUE)
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG! GOD... IDIOT!!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS YOU MEAN IT!!!!!
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you. TRUST ME!
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know EVERYTHING about you.